Autumn's conversation with the toilet

I was passing by the girl's bathroom earlier when I heard Autumn say this:

"Don't make me pee pee on the floor."

I peeked in and asked her who she was talking to.

She said: "The toilet. The toilet was trying to bonk me off and make me pee pee on the floor."

Oh this kid already has one heck of an imagination! Thankfully there was no pee pee on the floor!